Sept 2. I'm sad to say that I won't be playing for The Losing Streakers this fall. I'm currenty on the 60-day disabled list, and unfortunately it's a short season. But, nonetheless, this website will cover The Losing Streakers through this 2004 shedule. I will dulge into the players personal lives, reveiling all the celebrity inside information you need to know. I will instigate rumors, start fights, and blatantly lie, all in effort of drawing attention to this amazing group of amature athletes. As a marketing major, I consider this the internship I need to make it to the next level. I will have player stats, background information, and cup sizes. I will shove worthless information down your throats and up your... or just down your throats to prove I know more than you about these neanderthals of men. It at any point during this information cramming session, you are at a loss of air, feel light headed, and say to yourself, "Time will not go by fast enough until their next game!!" then I will supply you with a phone number and an address, so that you may stalk our beautiful Streakers. Stalking is actually encouraged, and if you would like to join a groupie club, continue to check this site daily. You will not be let down. Tryouts are currently underway, and the final roster will soon be posted. Let us hope during such rigorous Rocky IV style training, none of our players be injured. Cross your fingers ladies. But for the sake of our players, do not cross your legs.
